“…Fifteen, Sixteen! Sixteen states I can’t go back to! Ah ah ah!”

Seriously, what is the deal with South America and Africa? Who copied who?

Whoa its another hand-written typo! So dumb. Oh well goodbye!!

Listen, I’m proud of how many little jokes I crammed into this comic so print it out and fold it up and keep it in your wallet so when you go to pay for something, it can ‘accidentally’ fall out and the cashier will be VERY impressed with you and your good taste. Thank you for reading.

“Well my cousin said they heard a strange wailing from the alley behind the cafe, the voice of a man cursing someone named Eddie.”

“That’s nothing, my sister says if you say “Duke’s” in the mirror three times, a walking cane will appear behind your reflection.”

I’m pleased to announce my accepting a product placement deal with Hasbro in 1998. Sorry it took me so long to fulfil my end of the bargain chairpeople of the board!

This was influenced by @diaper_wolf’s tweets. I know two things about her: She funny, and she like Furbies.

Forget it Jake, its teen-town.

Here’s a cool animated comic for you to start reading: it is called Thunderpaw: In The Ashes Of Fire Mountain.

Aaaaaaaa it’s these guys again! Aaaaaa telco companies suck! Aaaaa no internet! Aaaaaaaa having to update pain train by mobile phone!