Hey where’s the merch?”


Yes, that is accurate!! You can get the designs displayed below on shirts of VARIOUS styles but not only shirts – oh no – for you have the ability to order these puppies on HOODIES and TOTE BAGS as well!!

Remember to click the “Change Style” button to change the object and colour!

Are you he??

This “good boy” you speak of… Is it me???

Are you she??

This “good girl” you speak of… Is it me???













Bless 'em.

Bless my haters / every one

He must be appeased

Poseidon / Give a man / To a fish