Pain Train

Because ‘buffet’ is a French word!! Do you get it??

One time I was at a buffet and there was this platter of shrimp– a real pile of them, probably about a hundred– and this one family picked the whole thing up and took it back to their table where they all sat around it and… I can’t find the words to describe how they did it, but they did not stand up again until it was gone.

This was their appetizer.

This is yet again another topic suggested by Chris: “All you can eat buffet”